Sunday, September 9, 2007

A trifle disconcerting...

I found some doggy quotes that were supposedly meant to make people laugh, but make me a little worried because they are disturbingly very close to the mark...

You've just spent $60 on groceries and realize none of it is for yourself...

You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog...

You justify the addition of a significant other in your life so you can have
someone to
hold the dogs when you're out walking in town and want to run into a store
to buy coffee or ice cream...

You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.

You have *two* dog doors between the house and the fenced yard, so the
doggies can run circles, half inside, half outside.

You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but the dog
understands them all.

You have a bad day and decide that your dog is the best "person" to talk it
over with.

You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are
nose-prints all over the inside.

You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.

You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your
parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.

You carry plastic "pick-up" bags and an extra kennel lead in your purse,
pocket, and car at all times.

I actually even forget to take doggy treats out of my pockets after training, so whenever I pull out a $5 note at the milk bar or my phone, several lumps of slightly green and furry cheese and something that once resembled liver fall out, along with the 'poo bag'.

And yes. I keep spare leads in my car, D's car, at my mothers, and next to the bed in case there's a fire and we need to escape quickly.

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